If you give a mouse a cookie

I feel like my life with the boys could be a children's book. Not just any books, it'd be one of the "if you give a mouse a cookie" type books! Here's an example of what a book wrote about today would be like.

If you give a kid a cup of juice, he's going to ask for a snack. You'll go to the cabinet to get a snack, and he'll see a cake mix... So he's going to want to bake a cake. When you're baking a cake, he's going to see the sink of dishes, so he's going to want to try his hand at washing them.... As he's washing, he'll realize he's spilled some water on his pants--- so he's going to need to take them off. At that point he realizes he needs a new diaper too, so he'll strip down and head to the bathroom to go on the big boy potty. Once he's in there, he'll see the toliet paper and decide it needs to go in the toliet bowl. He'll proceed to find himself washing his hands once again, and catch a glimpse of his brother snacking on a chip by the sink. And if he sees a chip, he's probably going to want a drink to wash it down.